Buy this shirt: https://nbnpremium.com/product/dodie-im-a-hot-mess-shirt/
But still, the Dodie I’m a hot mess shirt also I will do this best means of transportation is standing up and walking, improving the physical body, and enjoying the scenery between start and destination, which is what I need to do now. Probably not much I could do, that’d put me in Timucua country about 150 years before the founding of the city I live in. They had no particular reason to like, trust, or let live a white person, although foreign women seemed to fare better with some native American tribes than others. Anyway, I’d probably fall prey to a subtropical disease very rapidly and die shitting myself uncontrollably.
But let’s just assume that the Dodie I’m a hot mess shirt also I will do this only major subtropical disease in the region (just for grins) was yellow fever, against which I have been vaccinated. I could start walking, but it’s currently almost June. Which means that in Florida, it’s fuck-hot, has been for 5 months, and won’t cool down for another 4 or 5. I wouldn’t be able to walk more than 100 miles north before dying of dehydration (the tools I’d need to make drinkable water won’t be available for a few hundred years) or again, some awful water-borne parasite. Even if I were to make it 100 miles up the coast, I’d still be a half-days’ journey from St. Augustine. That, ladies and germs, is Catholic country. And not the current “weird but mostly laid back” kind of Catholic we see today, I’m talking about “kill the goddamn Protestant” Catholic. Also, the fact that I don’t pass very well among European-descended peoples means that I’d immediately be flagged as a screaming bender and probably be put to death.
Home: https://nbnpremium.com/
댓글